Vociferating Oaths

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Sep 212004
 

This one is apparently a fan of Emily Bronte

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Sent: Friday, May, 2004 8:15 AM
Subject: me~dical information
He entered, vociferating oaths dreadful to hear; and caught me in the act of
stowi’ng his son away in the kitchen cupboard. Hareton was impressed with a
wholesome terror of encountering either his wi-ld beast’s fondness or his
madman’s rage; for in one he ran a chance of being squeezed and kissed to
death, and in the other of being flung into the fire, or dashed against the
wall; and the poor thing remained perfectly quiet wherever I chose to put
him.
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Bring me the book of the living!

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Sep 202004
 

Sent: Friday, August, 2004 7:27 PM
Subject: good news - elevate mood and improve sleep
bring me the book of the living!
It is savi^ng for you on dar^von, Val~ium, Via"^"gra and all the very
stuffs. It is pleasure for us to save for you.